My best friend is a muskrat
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a small animal. You know like a goffer, or a racoon. I'm not saying that one of my three wises would be like "Please make me groundhog!!" nothing like that, just you know, you really would have a very...um... interresting life.
i guess it would be really weird to always have to worry about being roadkill or what ever, but still. you could bee realy smart! Like the goffer in Caddyshack! He was one big stud. I need to learn some sweet moves like his! (that'll get me some men!!!)
Do you remember those old Blockbuster comercials? You know with the ginie pig and rabbit? Now thats who I need to learn some sweet moves off of!